Annoying Things Craft Beer Lovers Say

People are different, they have different tastes in pretty much everything. I get it. What I don’t get is this new world obsession with craft beer. You like it? Good for you. But stop shoving your love for craft brewery everywhere. If I am happy with a normal can of beer, it wouldn’t hurt for you to let me be. Thanks.

I have been drinking it for so long: Fun fact- It’s not been popular for ‘so long’. So if you are trying to say that you were cool enough to drink craft beer, before it was cool – I’m sorry, you’re probably just a ignorant hipster.

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This place is shit and this beer has far less flavor: What they actually mean: I know my beer, you peasants. And your choice beer and bar is shit.

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This one is my favourite, it’s aged well: Hey, if you are into the aging game, how about you switch to wine and make my life happier? Thanks.

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I appreciate the art of craft brewery: When you try so hard to not come across as a craft beer snob, that actually does the opposite. We get it, you feel strongly for it. And I appreciate good friendships. I still put up with you, right?

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This texture feels great: Yeah, yeah, there are chemically induced elements in there that makes your tongue tingle. I get it. Craft beer is the best. So are you! Now go away.

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I prefer imported ones: Yes of course, you snoot. How else would you sound like a proper snob? Make in India suna hai?

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Still stuck with with Kingfisher, eh?: Still stuck with your shitty behavior, eh?

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