6 Of The Most Disgusting Alcoholic Beverages You Can Ever Try

Alcohol, my one true love has shades of grey. Not just shades of grey, but pink, maroon and green, all of which taste like shit! So, if your life was going too well, here are a bunch of liquors that could potentially cause a dent. Go ahead, feel free to throw up:

Chicha: Don’t laugh at the name. Once you know what’s in there, the drink will have the last laugh. This Latin American corn beer is created from, wait-for-it, human saliva to break down starches. I mean, that’s nasty.

 

Giplin Whiskey: How does an expensive drink extracted from the urine of two diabetic patients sound? Fancy, huh? Apparently, the high sugar content of the urine becomes the hero of the fermentation! I feel we do need a hero to save us from such bullshit!

 

Infected white head shots: Ever wondered what vomit tastes like? No? A beautiful, beautiful mixture of vodka, Bloody Mary and cottage cheese can give you the right feels. If it didn’t taste enough like vomit, you will probably have a reality check post that!

 

The Mac and Cheese drink: Some people fancy weird shit in life. The Mac & Cheese shot is not even for them. If milk, macaroni and Velveeta didn’t freak you out enough, add an exquisite pairing of rum and cheese to create, what I call, the most evil invention ever.

 

Baby Mice Wine: It’s not what you think. Okay, it’s exactly what you think. A healthy (really?) tonic by South East Asian cultures, this is baby mice cured in rice wine. If this wasn’t disgusting enough, they actually eat these cured baby mice after fermentation! Satanic?

 

Smokers cough: What on earth have we done to deserve this disgusting shot of shit? Jagermeister and a German herbal digestif with mayonnaise is what nightmares are made of!

Coz, life ain’t fair, ever!

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