Are you dating someone? Then this read could be partially relevant to you. Are you dating an alcohol lover? If yes, then this is a must read. If no, there’s a solid chance that in the future you will be bestowed with an opportunity to experience that phenomenon, so read this just in case!
Alcohol is a priority: If you say shopping and my buddies say beer pong, I will go with my friends. It’s not because we don’t like you. It’s just that any event involving alcohol will always be priority. In other words, it’s not you, it’s the booze.
If you want us, get alcohol: It’s that simple. You want us to be there for a date before time and have our undivided attention, just say I have wine/beer/brandy/scotch. We will be there.
We do share our liquor, but within limit: It’s okay if you want to take a sip of our beer. But if you intend to finish off half my scotch before we even come home and pretend like it’s no biggie, we will flip. Don’t hog our alcohol, we don’t like it. Period.
Yes, alcohol is a good gift: We love flowers, chocolates, clothes and everything else. But the easiest way to win our hearts is through liquor. Buy us our favourite poison and voila, we will be falling for you all over again.
Drinking doesn’t always mean getting wasted: Yes, we know we pass out after most of our drinking sessions, but it doesn’t have to be that way all the time. We can grab two beers, sit around and talk our hearts out. It’s a great bonding exercise, trust us.
