I love people with opinions. It shows that they are sensible enough to analyse the right and wrong and back it up with some solid reasoning. I love people with an opinion on alcohol even more, because it’s hard to form an opinion on booze. It’s so fucking great, you just want to have them all. So when you have made up your mind about what to drink a given night, it says something about you. Which one of the following are you?
Rum: Congratulations. You are a part of the largest drinking community in the whole damn world. You like things dark and strong, so your choices are mostly bold. You started drinking really early, probably in the initial years of college. You probably have a large friend circle and have no damns to give. Bindaas, you are!
Beer: You are the most chilled person out there is, like your choice of drink. You are determined and know what you want in life. You are calm when life throws crap at you or at least you appear to be. You are a very supportive human being and it’s normal for your friends to come to you for advice.
Scotch: These are the classy ones and they know it. They have a strong and unshakeable opinion on pretty much everything and they are borderline stubborn. They are stylish in their own way and are mostly the trendsetters. You will spot them from afar, coz they are total stars.
Brandy: Brandy drinkers don’t give a damn. They will sit in front of you, listen to your entire story without blinking and not process a single word. You will spot them at a party, sitting in a corner and minding their own business, their business being drinking as much as possible. They are also keen observers. So don’t be surprised when they know all the gory details of what went down at your party.
Vodka: These people are mostly happy-go-lucky in life, but they are also incredibly sassy once you piss them off. In other words, it will take them barely minutes to go from a kind stranger to unknown bitch who wants to stab you, so don’t mess with them. Otherwise, they are nice people. They are positive, appreciate pretty things and are the life of every party.
