At the outset, let us make it clear that we do not promote texting during times of intoxication, let alone driving during such times. But sometimes, you just have to sit back and look at the funny side of things. Here are 5 times ‘tipsy texting’ didn’t end up like it should have…
Ontario Police Officer: Here’s a funny one to start things off. An Ontario policeman stopped a female driver for driving under the influence of alcohol, when she crashed into another car. She pleaded guilty and took the $1500 fine along with a court date. So here’s what happened – A few weeks later this chick is sitting at a bar drinking responsibly (we assume) and she gets a text from that very same police officer who caught her weeks ago.
‘If you buy me a beer, I’ll forget everything at trial”.
Of course she showed this text to the court and the cop in question got into a lot of trouble, almost losing his marriage and his job. The cop was acting “utterly stupid” according to the judges, but the chick still got the fine and suspension from driving for 1 year. Goes to show that drinking and animalistic mating rituals like drunk texting don’t belong together.
Ram Gopal Verma: Yes, you heard it right. RGV is back with another dhamaaka of tweets sending ironic shock waves throughout the country. The country of Twitter at least. Technically not a drunk text, but a hilarious addition nonetheless, RGV took pot shots at Tiger Shroff and Vidyut Jamwal. He blamed it on the vodka he was drinking at the time. Wanna see a mental breakdown in reverse chronological order? Did I ever tell you the definition of “Insanity”?
Drunk Driving and Taking a Nude Selfie: I love this one. It’s so “Chainsmokery” that it makes me weep a single tear. There’s this chick who had an open wine cup in her car, and she sees a red light coming. So she pulls out her phone and starts drunk sexting her BF. In the process, she pulls up her top and sends him a nude snapchat. Now little did she realize, her car was slowly still in motion and it just so happened that it crashed into a parked cop car. Imagine if you were on marine drive taking selfies of your nude self and then you crash into a mamu’s jeep?
Drake & J Lo: This one’s cute and it didn’t backfire like it should have. So Drake admitted in his new album that he used to drunk text J Lo all the time. “I drunk text J Lo / Old numbers so I bounce back / Boy Wonder gotta bounce back,” raps Drake in one of the songs from the 22 track album. I’m not sure what any of those words mean, but heck J Lo’s the hottest woman on earth. Can you blame Drake? So anyways, these situations typically backfire in lawsuits or public shaming but J Lo decided to date the rapper instead. How cute!
Cop’s selfie goes viral: Another story from America, cuz the cops are cool that way. So here’s what happened. There was this dude who wasn’t allowed inside a club (underage or under dressed), so he got hammered on the streets and started screwing with his peeps about random shit in a group chat. He was walking all drunk and wonky when the cops pulled over and took him aside. Now usually, he would have been taken to jail and forced to spend the night, but this time the cops took a selfie and posted it in his group chat asking for his address. #thatemojigamethough
Laugh this off, and don’t drunk text ever again if you have before!
