Not giving a rat’s arse about tall and fat people
We suspiciously think that the Little Door turns into a playschool post midnight. Read more to find out why…
Before we begin to lay our comments on this little hole, we have a little assumption that we would like to make. Whoever envisioned and established this little place is either – extremely short or thin or both, OR has some sort of inexplicable grudge against tall and fat people, OR just has a very little brain.
This place is called ‘The Little Door’, and you will find more than just one feature about this place that resonates with the word ‘Little’, the first being, its fucking door of course.
I mean come on guys, that door looks like a gateway to a playschool. Or do you secretly turn into one post midnight? Like the way some of Mumbai’s shades turn into dance bars? *There, we just gave you a superb idea!*
Anyhoo, after being subjected to grave amounts of discomfort whilst trying to squeeze every little inch of your body to get into this little place, the inside does make up for it, well at least a little bit.
There’s a very little chance of you getting a table to sit here post 7 pm on any day, so you would most probably have to settle for the little bar-esque platform on high chairs, which unsurprisingly will make you grasp little attention from the waiters.
Since we’re on the topic, their menu card is designed like a brochure of a playschool. At the same time, it finally does double up as the first thing about this place that is the opposite of its core theme.
The menu does throw up some interesting stuff, the very first being a ‘Blow Job’. And they’re quick to provide it. What’s more, they’re also extremely open about it on their menu, even about the no hands part.
Snap out of it now come on – It’s a fucking shot. And they’re trying to be cheeky by saying that it is in fact a shot, and not a fucking service. If it brings a little smile to your face, then… ah well… Let’s just move on shall we?
So they have the plain vanilla daaru, which is what most people are likely to settle for anyway, but they also have some interesting sounding beer cocktails, the names of which we’re least interested to throw at you right now. Notwithstanding the fact, that we cannot remember those names.
We tried the red wine flavoured spaghetti to accompany our fluids, and we have to admit that we were left craving for more. But guess what, we had little time.
On our way out, we dreaded our exit experience because there’s obviously no surprise exit door of course. Even if there was, what are the chances of it being ‘not’ little? But before subjecting ourselves to the same pain we endured while stepping in, we noticed a little foosball table near the exit.
Let’s just say that we happily endured the exit pain.
Where? B 31, Ground Floor, Shree Siddhivinayak Plaza, New Link Road, Andheri Lokhandwala, Andheri West
