I know judging someone isn’t the ideal thing to do, but if you call for your choice of spirit and chakna in front of me, there’s 110% chance that I have made up my mind about you. And judgment based on booze and chakna never lies. So, which one are you?
Chakli with Schezwan Chutney: If you can’t have your poison without the quintessential chakli-chutney, we are bros for life. Crispy, flaky, deep fried chaklis with a spicy twist – this is perfection. You’re young, vibrant at heart and have been broke at some point.
Peanuts: Old-school is the word. You like your drink and your chakna a particular way and you wouldn’t change that for the world. You appreciate classics as they are and enjoy the simple joys of life. Simplicity is key.
Boiled Chana: Slightly health obsessed, you like your things light and easy. It doesn’t matter how luxurious your life gets, you will always go for cheap-ass booze and chakna. You are also quite different in terms of your tastes, which means you stand out from the pack.
Chips: You are a hopeless junk-food addict. You believe that you can substitute even water with munchies and crispies. You can eat Lays for breakfast, lunch and dinner and Pringles is your dream snack. You are mainstream as fuck and Netflix and chill is the motto of your life.
Chicken Lollipop/ Chicken Crispy: You like things dirty. You prefer the roadside Chinese guy over a formal 3-course meal and you’d fight with your tooth and nail to prove that indo-chinese is the best. There’s a bit of tapori in you and you love it. Your choices are all about spices and you are okay with it!
Masala Papad: Ekdum gharelu. You believe in simplicity, and probably do super well in their life. You can cook, handle life and manage responsibility. These are the kids our parents keep comparing us with. Sharmaji’s children, in a nutshell.
