So everyone knows that Whiskey is for old souls and dying spirits. So here’s how you can pep it up by actually making it tastier than it already is. Sorta like making a turd taste better with white wine. In this case the turd is just plain ol whiskey and the white wine is a wining little bitch that says – “Arey pee naa, whiskey hai”. Anyways, here’s how you’ll love it –
Old Fashioned – A cocktail that literally represents “bittersweet”, this citrus based cocktail is what you drink if you love Mad Men, or if you’re into basic drinks that make you feel something. Not good or bad, but something. It makes you feel like you belong. Belong to an old crowd with an old feel. Button down shirts, elbow-path jackets, and a strong desire to have a cigar between your old haggard lips. That, or you feel like Neil Pattrick Harris. Legennn…
Whiskey Sours – So this is a staple for every 20 year old who cannot digest rum anymore, and needs a blend of whiskey to fit-in to the crowd of uncles, or rich millennials pretending to be uncles. It’s real simple – whiskey, lemon, sugar and ice. Add to it salt and some cherries – and you’re good. It’s like a tequilla shot but with whiskey.
Espresso Whiskey – Make it at home and it tastes real good! Trust me, I know my cocktails when it comes to making whiskey tasting better. So all you do is add espresso (from a coffee powder, sugar and water mix) and whiskey. When you mix it all up, dash it with chocolate and you’re good to go.
Maple Staple – Pour some maple syrup (pancake ones) to whiskey, and dip orange peels into bourbon. Add em’ all together, and you have the perfect recipe for disaster. The good kind!
Try these, we aren’t making this shit up.
