Being drunk in a bar with your friends gives you ample opportunity to use your Bollywood prowess.Your unabashed love for Bollywood has become such a huge part of your life that you often tweak some movie dialogues to suit different situations that you find yourself in. Give us that pleasure of taking you through those exact situations… I bet you’ll thank us at the end of this…
You’re sitting at the bar, shit drunk, can’t even stand up. You just want to be left alone. Now someone randomly asks you how you are doing, the worst thing anyone could do at that moment. Here is the chance to show them the smart ass that you are. Taking inspiration from Bollywood, this is when you can say “Zinda hoon yaar, kaafi hai…” We are sure the other person will shut his trap for the rest of the night!
There are times when you are drunk and feel like hitting someone on the face, because they are being extremely stupid and you really can’t take it anymore. You can hardly keep your eyes open and that idiot keeps on singing in his oh-so-croaky voice, almost making your ears bleed. You can’t keep your calm. Here’s when you can go up to him and finally say, “Kya tum mantally the sick ho my bwoy?”
It is only when you are drunk that you tend to shower all the true love and affection you have for your best friend. Now if someone tries to mess with them, the inner superhero inside us comes to their rescue. At such situations, you hug your best friends and assert “Baap Ka, Bhai Ka, Dada ka sabka badla lega tera Faizal” (Even if you can’t frikkin walk properly)
Don’t we all tend to become a little preachy and philosophical when we are drunk? Yes, that is the only time we talk sense. Having said that, we all have that one friend who lectures us about how it is not good to consume too much alcohol at one go, including some other bizarre side effects we don’t give two flying fucks about. In our defense all we can say is “Haso, jiyo, muskurao, kya pata, kal ho na ho…”
So after your friends finally find you drunk AF lying somewhere in that bar you went with them to, they rant about the struggle they had to go through to find you in almost every corner of the place. You can use your sarcasm here to break the tension (like a boss) by saying, “Tum log mujhe doondh rahe ho aur main tumhara yahaan intezaar kar raha hoon…”
Finally, the most epic dialogue of all time. And you just have to grab the slightest of opportunists to use it while you’re drunk. Now, your girlfriend has gone bonkers and can’t stop dancing with random people in the bar. That’s where you can steal the limelight by stepping in and shouting out to your girl – “Basanti, inn kutton ke saamne mat nachna!” Bull’s eye!
