There are some things you shouldn’t miss out on, like the delightful nature of Mumbai roads during the monsoon, mamaji’s jeeju’s behen’s roka because you’ll be overwhelmed by the support your family will receive to find you the perfect groom etc. Then there are things you should never try, like alcohol. It’s so bad for you that we don’t even serve it on joyful occasions like weddings... It’s unhealthy:
Even worse, it’s unsanskaari:
No one will marry you:
It makes events a lot duller:
It doesn’t make people more fun:
You may lose your inhibitions:
Indian culture doesn’t include alcohol:
