Drunk Texting Bingo: How Many Have You Completed?

If you’ve ever woken up, grabbed your phone, and felt a wave of instant regret, this one’s for you. Drunk texting is a universal sport — a mix of confidence, chaos, misplaced emotions, and typing skills that mysteriously plummet after the third drink. To celebrate this relatable disaster, here’s Drunk Texting Bingo: a list of classic, iconic, and mildly embarrassing drunk-text moments. Tick the boxes, count your score, and find out just how deep you are in the hall of fame of questionable late-night decisions.

Drunk Texting Bingo Board

Tick everything you’ve ever done — be honest.

The Emotional Classics

• Texted “I miss you” to someone who shouldn’t receive that message
• Sent a long paragraph nobody asked for
• Apologised for something from 2016
• Told your friend you love them way too many times
• Started crying mid-text

The Chaos Messages

• Sent the wrong text to the wrong person
• Typed something so incoherent you can’t decode it the next morning
• Replied “K” out of pure drunken sass
• Tried to flirt but ended up sounding like autocorrect malfunctioned
• Started an argument you don’t remember starting

The Desperate Moves

• “You up?” to an ex
• “You awake???” to your situationship
• Replied to a 3-month-old message
• Stalked someone’s Instagram and accidentally liked their post
• Screenshotted a chat and accidentally sent it back to the person

The Overconfident Blunders

• Promised to quit drinking forever
• Made weekend plans you never followed through
• Sent a voice note you refuse to listen to sober
• Admitted a secret without meaning to
• Sent a meme only you thought was funny at 3 AM

The Next-Morning Horrors

• Deleted chats before reading them
• Had friends tell you what you texted because you forgot
• Woke up to 25+ messages asking “Are you okay??”
• Saw your own messages and physically cringed
• Turned off your phone to avoid dealing with consequences

Your Scorecard

Count your ticks:

0–5:
You are responsible (or boring). Proud of you.

6–12:
You’re chaotic but in a lovable way. Classic drunk texter energy.

13–18:
You’re a danger to your own dignity. Strongly consider airplane mode.

18–25+:
You’re the CEO of Drunk Texting. Your phone deserves a raise for surviving you.

Summing Up

Drunk texting is messy, hilarious, and painfully relatable — and honestly, half the fun of a night out. Whether you’re an occasional emotional texter or a full-time chaos agent, this bingo is simply a reminder that we’ve all been there. Cheers to questionable decisions, good stories, and better mornings (hopefully).