As a college student who can't wait for her fuckall education to come to an end, I would like to make a confession. Had it not been for alcohol, I wouldn't have gotten through so many semesters. And trust me, there have been many, many semesters. Alcohol has been a constant companion and I wouldn't mind giving it some credit in my graduation speech. Here's why. It helped me make friends:
Celebrations finally had a meaning:
It gave me a goal:
It is one hell of a way to deal with failure:College truly prepares you for life. Every semester, there are like six subjects which are 
Positive reinforcement:
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