At some point in our lives, we've all had to pretend that we aren't as drunk as we actually are. Be it in front of friends who keep trying to take away our shots to our parents before our mothers start their waterworks, it's been a long journey. But being a connoisseur of the finer things in life, aka alcohol, we've managed to perfect the best ways to look sober when we aren't at all. Don't cry:
Talk in gibberish on a regular basis:
Have whisper conversations:
Don't shut your eyes: 
Don't get hurt:
