Leaves you ‘high’ and your pockets ‘dry’
First and foremost, I would like to take a moment and thank my otherwise penny pincher-cum-asshole of a friend for taking me to the sea facing ‘club of clubs’ in Mumbai. This place is so freaking expensive, my inner bitch would have jumped into the sea if I had to pay for it. Now that it was free of cost, I could let go of myself (unaffected purse) and enjoy the ambiance (read crowd that can make the temperatures soar). Read on to see how this broke bitch spent her clubbing night of the decade, let alone 2016.
Placed inside the fancily exorbitant Sea Princess hotel, this club quenches your thirst for posh in one go. Trilogy is that high maintenance chic that you can’t afford, but still want to have. Let me tell you why…
Trilogy is probably the fanciest club in suburban Mumbai – leaving you high, dry and broker than broke. They don’t take stag entries, they will ruthlessly charge you 343 bucks + for precious drops of Old Monk, and a round of vodka will cost you 763+ fucking tax.
I have decided to do this the Ross and Chandler way, which is obviously the only way to do it. Pros and Cons. Pros first: This place is every fancy babe and dude’s holy shrine. It doesn’t get any more exclusive. Celeb spotting, check. Multiple Gucci and Balmain outfits (not Lokhandwala editions), Check; and the best of DJs, check.
The ambiance will make your house look like trash and if you aren’t dressed in something that costs you a fortune, you will end up looking like a piece of crap. In two floors, with vision-changing lighting and eardrum-cracking music, clubbing doesn’t get any better than this.
If you are a super VVIP aka filthy rich bastard, you may have access to those king size couches in which you can feel like a Punjabi rapper. However, standing next to the bar counter behind which some of the hottest men I have seen work, feels really good too.
Now the cons: This place is crowded. Since it’s so hyped, every snooty teenager wants to get in and queue by the entrance. It’s expensive as fuck. Entry could cost you a couple of grands and that doesn’t even include cover charges. Two beers will cost around 1000 bucks and that definitely tastes like your own tears.
Broke Bitch Verdict: If you think this place is too expensive , it’s not meant for ya. If this is your weekend adda, then money doesn’t matter to you. So live and let live. Find a club that’s of your aukaat!
Where? Hotel Sea Princess, Juhu Tara Road, Juhu, Mumbai
