The internet is just like the real world. People are creepy, weird, stupid and always giving their opinion even when they haven’t been asked. But the one thing to look forward to online is drunk people are their many antics.
They are honest as fuck: Self explanatory. Get a truly drunk person on social media and bizarre shit is going to come up. Some of their deepest confessions and nastiest secrets will be out in the open and it’s so much fun to watch them cringe the next morning.
They take texting to a new level: Maybe it’s hatred, maybe it’s love, but it’s impossible for them to not think of the most toxic former partner they have had. That person could have broken their heart in the most nasty way but somehow tequila magically glues it back and wants her. Parents, siblings and bosses aren’t spared either. Drunk texts are such a treasure!
They search for the most bizarre things: If you want a good laugh, just check your drunk friend’s browsing history. From why her android phone didn’t get an iOS update to ‘that hot stranger I met at the bar’, they will Google anything. Ever been so drunk that you picked a fight with Siri? Yep, guilty.
Their fights are so entertaining: Drunk people really don’t give a shit, and it’s kind of obvious in the way they’re ready to pick a fight with anyone who’s ready to listen. Be it online or in person – the loss of inhibition and drunk humour combined make for savagery at its finest.
They order the most amazing things online: Gifting myself 120 packets of Maggi because I somehow thought our PM would ban instant noodles that very night, ordering a 6ft cardboard cutout of a shirtless Chris Evans because thirst is real to hunting for a haunted music box online – drunk people are the greatest shopaholics.
