In your history of drinking out, we’re sure you’ve come across several kinds of bartenders. From the ones that you’ll always remember to the ones that are less than memorable, you’ve met them all. Although you might not like everyone, you know that your impression of a bar and the experience of your night out rests on their bottle-flipping, cocktail-stirring shoulders. Here are the 5 types of bartenders you’ll most frequently meet:
The Distant
This is the bartender of your nightmares, the one that will haunt your self-esteem for years to come. You’ve been standing at the bar for hours, just trying to get their attention, flailing like a headless chicken. Your friends have had more luck and abandoned you for the dance floor. You’re starting to age slowly but surely, and yet, the bartender hasn’t even looked your way.
At this point, you are starting to contemplate having a sober night and he still remains unmoved. He is busy pretending to be busy when he can clearly serve you. Our advice – try finding the tallest person ordering drinks and look at them pleadingly. Hopefully, they’ll be able to come through for you.
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The Overenthusiastic
This bartender really does have a passion for his job. The amount of flair and flourish he has in throwing bottles up in the air is commendable, but does it really have to take this long? Why do you have to describe every ingredient to us? We love drama and pizzazz, and we know you really want us to have a flaming shot. But let’s all just calm down for a second, ok? We just need a glass of water right now.
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The Creep
We all know this one bartender that has taken the idea of bartenders getting laid way too seriously. No sir, they do not want your number, they just need their drink. Can a woman not get a drink without having her bartender try to tell her the same pick-up lines she got on her Instagram DMs? Apparently not. Here’s a tip ladies, when he inevitably winks at you and asks if you can ‘get anything else?’, just reply with ‘the manager’, and watch this really gross butterfly shrink back into his cocoon.
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The Ancient
You know those old bars you visit because they are etched into the history of iconic bars in your city? One of the many reasons they are iconic is the ancient staff that comes with them. The bartender has most likely seen it all in their 300+ years of service and will most likely give you unsolicited advice on how to live your life. Your drink will get to you at the lightning speed of 1 step/hour. Well, at least you get to listen to really anticlimactic yesteryear stories you never asked for!
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The Buddy
You’re not really a drinker if you don’t have at least one bartender that you’ve met so many times that you’re now practically soulmates. The nod you share when you enter the bar and the free shots. Him pretending like he actually missed you when in reality he knows you’ll be there every Friday! Seeing him vouch for you with bouncers and the fact that he knows all your quirks and favorite drinks – makes for an incredible drinking experience. Never let them go!
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Summing Up
It’s not a surprise that among all the different types of bartenders, everyone likes “The Buddy.” But you cannot truly understand the value of the good without the bad. So we hope you continue to meet them all and have happy and memorable drinking experiences.
FAQs
Do Bartenders Memorize Every Drink?
Yes, they do. It’s hard to imagine how they do it, but they learn it all with time and experience. After making a drink around 50 to 100 times, it becomes a part of their muscle memory.
What Is A Bartender Vs A Mixologist?
A bartender pours the drink from a bottle into the glass and serves it. On the other hand, a mixologist prepares a new drink (a cocktail or a mocktail) by mixing two or more bottled drinks and then serves them.
What Is A Female Bartender Called?
You can call her a “bartender.” No need for a different word.
How Do You Get A Bartender’s Attention?
Stand in a place where they can see and serve you. You have to make eye contact with them. Keep your card or cash right in your hand while you stand at the bar. This shows your bartender that you are yet to be served.
How Do I Ask My Bartender Out?
Ensure that they are not very busy serving others. Then try to make eye contact with them and then start with general questions about the drink then slowly make the questions about them. Now, you have to hit on them. Don’t use cliches! If the conversation is going well, ask them out. They might say “no,” so just be kind and leave a good tip. If they say “yes,” leave a good tip and your number on the bill!
What Are Fancy Bartenders Called?
They are just called bartenders. But when a bartender puts on a fancy show and performs difficult tricks, it is called flair bartending. Juggling is the most common thing in flair bartending.
What Should I Talk To My Bartender About?
You can ask them “What is your secret to remembering all the recipes?” “Who’s the most interesting customer you have ever had?” “What is your favorite drink to make and to drink?” “What’s the worst fight or date you have ever seen?” These should be more than enough to get you started.
What Not To Say To A Bartender?
Don’t ask them weird or patronizing questions like “Is this your actual job?” or “You must drink a lot, don’t you?” Do not request them to change the music. Don’t be rude or in a hurry while ordering your drinks. Also, don’t wave or shout at your bartender to get their attention.
