First and foremost, unless you have like really chill parents, try and not turn up piss drunk at your own gate. And if you still wanna do that, make sure you have a spare key and you are sober enoughto use it. But if you still manage to beautifully mess it up and get caught by your parents, here are a bunch of excuses in the order of lameness. Try some of them out!
I was tricked into drinking : Remember to take the name of someone whom you just don’t want to have over ever, because you are practically accusing a friend of betraying you and getting you drunk. After this statement, that person will be disapproved of forever by your parents, so kindly play it safe.
Our drink order got mixed up: If your family is okay with you having friends who drink and you going to places that serve liquor, blame it on the waiter. If they are naive enough to buy it, try telling them to never go there and your intentions of giving the establishment a bad review online.
Tell them it’s from Khabees baba temple: You can look it up, this temple in Lucknow’s Sitapur legit offers booze as prasad to devotees. Make your parents believe you are a true devotee and it was all in the name of god, and watch them fall for it hook, line and sinker.
Tell them you got drunk of boozy chocolates: Especially if you have an annoying cousin that you wanna get banned at your place, beautifully lie to their face saying he sent you a packet of liquor chocolates instead of the normal ones as a prank and that he is the real culprit. Fun times.
Tell them it’s method acting: Make up a big ass lie about how you are pursuing acting and are auditioning to play a drunkard. Tell them how, inspired by the biggest artists in the world, you are getting drunk to grasp what it feels to be intoxicated. If your family is pro-art, this mayy work. If they are typical Indian parents, you will get beaten up extra for drinking and doing something as pointless as acting.
