First and foremost, unless you have like really chill parents, try and not turn up piss drunk at your own gate. And if you still wanna do that, make sure you have a spare key and you are sober enoughto use it. But if you still manage to beautifully mess it up and get caught by your parents, here are a bunch of excuses in the order of lameness. Try some of them out! I was tricked into drinking : Remember to take the name of someone whom you just don't want to have over ever, because you are practically accusing a friend of betraying you and getting you drunk. After this statement, that person will be disapproved of forever by your parents, so kindly play it safe.
Our drink order got mixed up:
Tell them it's from Khabees baba temple: You can look it up, this temple in Lucknow's Sitapur legit offers booze as prasad to devotees. Make your parents believe you are a true devotee and it was all in the name of god, and watch them fall for it hook, line and sinker.
Tell them you got drunk of boozy chocolates: Especially if you have an annoying cousin that you wanna get banned at your place, beautifully lie to their face saying he sent you a packet of liquor chocolates instead of the normal ones as a prank and that he is the real culprit. Fun times.
Tell them it's method acting:
